Overheard in the haircare aisle at Target, where I was getting my awesome Elnett:
Couple, early 30's
GUY: Who are you getting that haircolor for? You?
GIRL: (quietly, sheepishy): Uh-huh.
GUY: But isn't that your natural haircolor?
GIRL: Well...it's almost my natural haircolor!
Shhhhhh-- what beauty secrets, routines or procedures do you keep a secret from your significant other? Don't worry - I won't tell. It'll be our little secret!!